IN EPIC MELTDOWN TRUMP FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND CHEWS OVAL OFFICE RUG. A NICKNAME IS RE-BORN: “KARPETMUNCHEN”
Unhinged Tantrum Unnerves Staff
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Karpetmunchen, a nickname for the ages.
Following a long day of hearing bad news – and before a horrified small group of aides – current president Donald Trump fell to his knees and chewed on the edge of an Oval Office rug eTruePolitics has learned.
“I saw it,” said one observer. “I wish I hadn’t.”
White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders quickly defended the president in a formal statement.
“The president has no restrictions whatsoever on his dietary choices,” said Sanders.
Trump’s rug-chewing tantrums, which began in childhood, earned him the unenviable prep school nickname: ‘Karpetmunchen.’
“Everybody called him ‘Karpet’ for short,” said a former New York Military Academy classmate who requested anonymity because he feared for his life.
“Boy, he hated that name.”
illustration by Ray Dougela