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  • Fire the staff? “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.

  • Quote of the day: From a perspective juror in Trump trial: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)

  • Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.  “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.

  • Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.

  • An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.


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