McConnell Attaches Kentucky-based L’Oreal’s ‘Turtle Transformation Cream’ to Emergency Coronavirus Bill
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “I’m so excited that Turtle Cream will include testosterone.” – Mitch...
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“Mr. Dirty: Trump Profiteering?
“Tastes great!” – Rep. Louie Gohmert Photo illustration by Ray...
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CDC Says Ground Zero for New DopeVirus is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – A deadly new virus, DopeVirus (DV-73) has been...
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Gates of Hell to be Relocated to Mar-a-Lago
by Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – The Gates of Hell will be relocated to...
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Google Search Mocks Current President
by Frank Coffey Mountain View, CA (eTruePolitics) – Google’s iconic search engine is now making...
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