World’s Shortest Book: “The Wit & Wisdom of Marjorie Taylor Greene”
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Embattled Republican Rep. George Santos issued a statement today demanding that Marjorie Taylor Greene stop talking to him. “I can’t afford to be embarrassed,” explained...
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“I must tell you that Mr. Trump is a man to whose utterances no attention should be paid. He is to...
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World’s Shortest Book: “The Wit & Wisdom of Marjorie Taylor Greene”
Embattled Republican Rep. George Santos issued a statement today demanding that Marjorie Taylor Greene stop talking to him. “I can’t afford to be embarrassed,” explained Santos.
A Saturday night rally in New York City supporting Rep. George Santos was dispersed without incident by the NYPD. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” said one patrolman.
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