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Posted by | Apr 4, 2022 | |

The Flat Earth Society expels Ginni Thomas. “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” says spokesman.

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Posted by | Mar 17, 2022 | |

Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed...

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Posted by | Mar 17, 2022 | |

All women are human beings. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a woman. Hence, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a human being. (Warning: The claims contained in this syllogism have been known to cause...

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  • The Flat Earth Society expels Ginni Thomas. “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” says spokesman.

  • Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.

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