Aiken (South Carolina) – Rebounding from her election defeat in South Carolina, Aline Graham has reportedly been hired as assistant store manager of Denny’s restaurant in Aiken, South Carolina. “Denny’s was Lindsay’s favorite place to drink,” said Graham referring to her deceased brother, a former Senator with a noted affection for bourbon.
“Lord knows she’s got a lot to learn,” said Jimi Needles, the store manager, “including we don’t sell bourbon and her brother was never here. We hope the poor gal will be a better manager than candidate.”
“I admit I really don’t know much about managing a restaurant,” said Graham, “but my brother ate in restaurants almost all of his 71 years. And I will always support the restaurant industry.”
“As long as she supports this restaurant,” added Needles.