Category: Breaking Stories
Mar-a-Lago Places Restrictions on Trump’s Access to All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Breakfasts
By Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump’s ongoing series of public...
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Pachyderms Petition GOP to Drop Party’s Elephant Symbol
by John Nelson & Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – A petition signed by thousands of...
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Flat Earth Society Abruptly Pulls Invitation to Texas Governor Greg Abbott
by Frank Coffey Austin, TX (eTruePolitics) – Following Texas governor Greg Abbott’s claim...
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Today’s Debate Question: Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Human Being?
All women are human beings. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a woman. Hence, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a...
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Trump Injured in Early Bird Dinner Mishap
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – During the dessert course of a late-afternoon...
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Pence to Take ‘Senior Server’ Position with McDonald’s in Hometown of Columbus, Indiana
by Frank Coffey Washington, D.C., Columbus, IN (eTruePolitics) – Former vice-president (of...
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Snarky Hometown Prank Hurts Devin Nunes’s Feelings
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Tulare, CA, birthplace of Rep. Devin Nunes, the...
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The American Lemming Society Honors Republican Party with Its Coveted “Dim Bulb” Award
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We have to hand it to them, they’re dumber...
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Scrapped: Trump’s Plan to Use a Look-a-Like to Host Annual Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve Gala
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – With news that Donald Trump will return to Washington...
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Furious Trump to Replace Melania as First Lady with Daughter Ivanka
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Furious with wife Melania’s tacky renovations...
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BREAKING: Trump Admits Promising Louie Gohmert Next SCOTUS Seat in Exchange for Suing Mike Pence
By Frank Coffey “Clarence Thomas doesn’t look very healthy to me.” Washington...
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BREAKING: Mick Mulvaney Run Over By Bus: First Photo
Will the last person standing please turn off the lights? Photo illustrations...
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