Category: Breaking Stories
Walmart’s Shocking Holiday Inspired Corporate Rebrand Called “Tone-Deaf”
Bentonville, AR (eTruePolitics) – In the spirit of the 2019 holidays, Walmart is temporarily...
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“Rudy Who?” Fired Giuliani Will Work from Central Park Location
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following today’s reports that Federal prosecutors...
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Thanksgiving in Amerika 2019
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Stick a fork in it. We’re done. GIF by Ray...
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Tulare, CA Finally Benefits from Notorious Native Son Devin Nunes
Tulare, CA (eTruePolitics) – Despite the accident that is sour puss Devin Nunes, there’s no...
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Perfect for Locker Rooms! UNJACKet: Introducing the Jim Jordan “Jacket-less Shirt Collection”
“An ideal gift for pedophiles this holiday season.” – Rep. Jim Jordan ...
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TRUMP ADMINISTRATION NEWS: Mike Pompeo’s Attendance at the 2026 40th West Point Reunion Looks Iffy
To: Mike Pompeo Fr: eTruePolitics Subject: Your 40th West Point reunion 2026. You got a shot. Good...
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Senator Ron Johnson Pulls Ahead in Race for Sycophant of the Year Award
Washington (eTruePolitics) – When Ron Johnson, a Republican Senator from Wisconsin, said...
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It Only Seems Right That Devin Nunes’ Future Will Include Nude Photos of Trump
“Democrats on this very committee negotiated with people who they thought were Ukrainians in order...
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Report: Custody of Trump to be Shared Jointly by Erdogan and Putin
Istanbul, Moscow (eTruePolitics) – In a joint statement following a whispered non-public...
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How to Buy Russian Missiles: “Package for Mr. Trump”
Free delivery? Washington (eTruePolitics) – “Anyone ever met a Kurd?” Donald...
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Mulvaney Bus Jokes Go Viral
Top-Five Mulvaney-Run-Over-by-a-Bus-captions: No.1 – Get Over It No.2 – Last Man Not...
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Stephen Miller to Join Fox & Friends as White Nationalist Reporter
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following the disclosure of over 900 hate-filled emails...
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