Category: Breaking Stories
UNJACKet: Introducing the Jim Jordan “Jacket-less Shirt Collection”
“A perfect gift for pedophiles this holiday season.” – Rep. Jim Jordan ...
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TRUMP ADMINISTRATION NEWS: Mike Pompeo’s Attendance at the 2026 40th West Point Reunion Looks Iffy
To: Mike Pompeo Fr: eTruePolitics Subject: Your 40th West Point reunion 2026. You got a shot. Good...
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Senator Ron Johnson Pulls Ahead in Race for Sycophant of the Year Award
Washington (eTruePolitics) – When Ron Johnson, a Republican Senator from Wisconsin, said...
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It Only Seems Right That Devin Nunes’ Future Will Include Nude Photos of Trump
“Democrats on this very committee negotiated with people who they thought were Ukrainians in order...
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Report: Custody of Trump to be Shared Jointly by Erdogan and Putin
Istanbul, Moscow (eTruePolitics) – In a joint statement following a whispered non-public...
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How to Buy Russian Missiles: “Package for Mr. Trump”
Free delivery? Washington (eTruePolitics) – “Anyone ever met a Kurd?” Donald...
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Mulvaney Bus Jokes Go Viral
Top-Five Mulvaney-Run-Over-by-a-Bus-captions: No.1 – Get Over It No.2 – Last Man Not...
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Stephen Miller to Join Fox & Friends as White Nationalist Reporter
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Following the disclosure of over 900 hate-filled emails...
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Jim Jordan’s Cemetery of Humanity
All men are human beings. Jim Jordan is a man. Hence, Jim Jordan is a human being. No one’s...
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Rug Rats? Humiliated Rand Paul Accuses Putin of Stealing His Hairpiece
Moscow (eTruePolitics) – The Case of the Missing Toupee? Doesn’t sound like Dostoyevsky, but does...
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CBS Commits to Six Episodes of CSI: White House; Iconic Franchise Will Focus on Criminal Activities of Current President Trump, His Family & Associates
Los Angeles (eTruePolitics) – CSI is back. White House version. And the producers have...
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Chickens. Home. Roost. Trump Foundation Latest Humiliation for Current President
“As our investigation reveals, the Trump Foundation was little more than a checkbook...
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