Category: Breaking Stories
Massie’s Unexpected Resignation Proves Good Can Come From Idiocy: Bipartisanship Baby!
by Frank Coffey – Washington (eTruePolitics) – Hours after a ham-handed attempt to...
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McConnell Attaches Kentucky-based L’Oreal’s ‘Turtle Transformation Cream’ to Emergency Coronavirus Bill
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “I’m so excited that Turtle Cream will include testosterone.” – Mitch...
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“Mr. Dirty: Trump Profiteering?
“Tastes great!” – Rep. Louie Gohmert Photo illustration by Ray...
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CDC Says Ground Zero for New DopeVirus is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – A deadly new virus, DopeVirus (DV-73) has been...
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Inviting Kelly Loeffler and Husband to Your Home Has Risks: Here’s Our Guide on How to Protect Yourself
Count the silverware before and AFTER dining. Photo illustration by Ray...
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Gates of Hell to be Relocated to Mar-a-Lago
by Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – The Gates of Hell will be relocated to...
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“This Is the New Hoax”
You must remember this A lie is just a lie An alibi is just an alibi The fundamental stings apply...
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Google Search Mocks Current President
by Frank Coffey Mountain View, CA (eTruePolitics) – Google’s iconic search engine is now making...
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Trump Furious After Pence Misspeaks Spectacularly
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Note to Mike Pence: if you’re going to sing “Song of...
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“Let Them Eat Kale,” Says Bezos to Whole Food Workers
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Jeff Bezos, the world’s richest man, wants his...
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Trump Reportedly Considering Resigning Presidency to Spend More Time with His Family, Including Melania
by Frank Coffey Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – With the stunning spread of the...
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Mick Mulvaney Run Over By Bus: First Photo
Will the last man standing please turn off the lights? Photo illustration by Ray...
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