Category: Breaking Stories
Jim Jordan Denies He Was Forced to Repeat Third Grade
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Tennessee’s GOP Legislature Approves Re-Issuing of Controversial State License Plate
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 6, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Mar-a-Lago Imposes Limits on Trump’s Access to All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Breakfasts
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 5, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
House Republicans Unveil New Republican Party Symbol
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 17, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
In PR Counter-Offensive Tucker Carlson Promises to Donate Soup to Ukraine
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 8, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Malta and Italy Both Deny DeSantis Request for an Emergency Visa
by eTruePolitics | May 24, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Valletta, Malta (eTruePolitics) – Malta, the independent island country located in the...
Read MoreJim Jordan Denies He Was Forced to Repeat Third Grade
by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington; Urbana, IL (eTruePolitics) – Rep. Jim Jordan was forced today to deny social media...
Read MoreDeSantis Signs Endorsement Deal With Royal Pudding
by eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Chicago, IL; Tallahassee, FL (eTruePolitics) – Florida governor Ron DeSantis has signed a...
Read MoreClarence Thomas Diagnosed with Terminal Arrogance
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been diagnosed with Metastatic Arrogance...
Read MoreTennessee’s GOP Legislature Approves Re-Issuing of Controversial State License Plate
by eTruePolitics | Apr 6, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New State Motto: “The I-Volunteer-To-Be-A-Nazi State” Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreMar-a-Lago Imposes Limits on Trump’s Access to All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Breakfasts
by eTruePolitics | Apr 5, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
By Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump’s ongoing series of self-created...
Read MoreHouse Republicans Unveil New Republican Party Symbol
by eTruePolitics | Mar 17, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Led by Reps Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren...
Read MoreIn PR Counter-Offensive Tucker Carlson Promises to Donate Soup to Ukraine
by eTruePolitics | Mar 8, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “It’s the least I can do since I practically started the war,”...
Read MoreMarjorie Taylor Greene Furious Over Rejection by Russian Mercenary Force
by eTruePolitics | Feb 22, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington, Moscow (eTruePolitics) – Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene’s request for an...
Read MoreRepublican National Committee Fuming After Learning Nikki Haley Isn’t White
by eTruePolitics | Feb 14, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We have been betrayed,” said Rono Romney...
Read MorePortion Control Blamed for Trump Emergency Visit to Florida Hospital Last Week
by eTruePolitics | Feb 11, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Call it The Case of the Deadly Red Velvet Cake. But the mystery...
Read MorePence Will Refuse Subpoena Due To Work-Related Conflict
by eTruePolitics | Feb 9, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Columbus, OH (eTruePolitics) – Talk about strict work place rules. The McDonald’s Corporation has...
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Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
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Embattled Republican Rep. George Santos issued a statement today demanding that Marjorie Taylor Greene stop talking to him. “I can’t afford to be embarrassed,” explained Santos.
A Saturday night rally in New York City supporting Rep. George Santos was dispersed without incident by the NYPD. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” said one patrolman.