Category: Breaking Stories
Trump Family Purchases Majority Stake in Country’s Largest Manufacturer of Razor Wire
By Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Family has purchased a majority share...
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In First Excommunication Ever, Presbyterian Church (USA) Shows Trump the Door
by Frank Coffey Louisville, KY (eTruePolitics) – Citing current president Donald Trump’s...
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BREAKING: Trump “Not Having Any Fun;” Reportedly Will Resign the Presidency to Spend More Time with His Family, Including Melania
by Frank Coffey Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Who’s going to introduce him to...
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Trump Names UFC President Dana White Secretary of Education to Replace Betsy DeVos Who Will Fulfill a “Lifetime” Dream of Becoming an MMA Fighter
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump plans to name Dana White, head of...
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Breaking: President Badly Injured Eating Red Velvet Cake
by Frank Coffey Bedminster, NJ (eTruePolitics) – After an early-bird supper at his...
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Fauci Book: For Trump the News Keeps Getting Worse
By Frank Coffey Washington, D.C., Brooklyn, NY (eTruePolitics) – Anthony Fauci is from the...
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Barr-bie Dolls 2020
Armed disgracefuls Photo illustration by Ray Dougela ...
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Pence Family Values Guarantee Trip to Hell
God’s Awfuls Photo illustration by Ray...
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“Smells Like a Wet Dog:” Trump Whinery Plagued by Cork Taint
In vino veritas (“In wine lies the truth.”) Photo illustration by Ray...
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Pence Asked Tough Questions of Doctors in Visit to Mayo Clinic
By Frank Coffey Rochester, MN (eTruePolitics) – In a visit today to the reknowned Mayo...
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Trump Receives Noble Prize for Creating New Self-Test to Identify Virulent Gas
Speling is harde. An actual tweet from the current president. Of the United States. (No, really,...
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Roseanne Barr to Star as Trump in Producer Harvey Weinstein’s Horror Film ‘Joke’ Based On Current President’s Press Briefings
By Frank Coffey Hollywood (eTruePolitics) – Roseanne Barr is set to star as Donald Trump in...
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