Category: Breaking Stories
Melania Trump’s Desperate Escape Attempt to Tunnel Out of Mar-a-Lago Thwarted by Proud Boys Security...
Posted by eTruePolitics | Aug 18, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
The American Lemming Society Names Kevin McCarthy “Man of the Year”
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 28, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Malta (and Italy) Deny DeSantis Request for an Emergency Visa
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Jim Jordan Denies He Was Forced to Repeat Third Grade
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Tennessee’s GOP Legislature Approves Re-Issuing of Controversial State License Plate
Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 6, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“Mr. Trump Is a Man to Whose Uttterances No Attention Should Be Paid”
by eTruePolitics | Aug 28, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I must tell you that Mr. Trump is a man to whose utterances no attention should be paid. He is to...
Read MoreFinancially Beleaguered Giuliani Moves Law Offices to Central Park Location
by eTruePolitics | Aug 23, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Following today’s booking in the Fulton County Jail, Rudy...
Read MoreMelania Trump’s Desperate Escape Attempt to Tunnel Out of Mar-a-Lago Thwarted by Proud Boys Security Forces
by eTruePolitics | Aug 18, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Former president Donald Trump’s wife Melania Trump’s daring...
Read MoreThe American Lemming Society Names Kevin McCarthy “Man of the Year”
by eTruePolitics | Jul 28, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The American Lemming Society today named Rep Kevin McCarthy (R-CA)...
Read MoreMalta (and Italy) Deny DeSantis Request for an Emergency Visa
by eTruePolitics | Jul 24, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Valletta, Malta (eTruePolitics) – Malta, the independent island country located in the...
Read MoreJim Jordan Denies He Was Forced to Repeat Third Grade
by eTruePolitics | Apr 20, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington; Urbana, IL (eTruePolitics) – Rep. Jim Jordan was forced today to deny social media...
Read MoreDeSantis Signs Endorsement Deal With Royal Pudding
by eTruePolitics | Apr 19, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Chicago, IL; Tallahassee, FL (eTruePolitics) – Florida governor Ron DeSantis has signed a...
Read MoreClarence Thomas Diagnosed with Terminal Arrogance
by eTruePolitics | Apr 18, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been diagnosed with Metastatic Arrogance...
Read MoreTennessee’s GOP Legislature Approves Re-Issuing of Controversial State License Plate
by eTruePolitics | Apr 6, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New State Motto: “The I-Volunteer-To-Be-A-Nazi State” Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MoreMar-a-Lago Imposes Limits on Trump’s Access to All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Breakfasts
by eTruePolitics | Apr 5, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
By Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump’s ongoing series of self-created...
Read MoreHouse Republicans Unveil New Republican Party Symbol
by eTruePolitics | Mar 17, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Led by Reps Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren...
Read MoreIn PR Counter-Offensive Tucker Carlson Promises to Donate Soup to Ukraine
by eTruePolitics | Mar 8, 2023 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “It’s the least I can do since I practically started the war,”...
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