Category: Breaking Stories
SCOTUS Overturns Affordable Care Act, Roe v. Wade, 14th & 15th Amendments
by John Nelson Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a somewhat surprising move the Supreme Court...
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Melania Trump’s Daring Attempt to Tunnel Out of Mar-a-Lago Thwarted by Security Forces
by Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Former president Donald Trump’s estranged wife...
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BREAKING NEWS: Russia Turns Down Jim Jordan’s Request for Political Asylum
By Frank Coffey Moscow (eTruePolitics) – Vladimir Putin personally directed his government to...
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MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Breaks With “Commie-Lover” Trump
by Franklin P. Java UNKNOWN LOCATION (eTruePolitics) –  In a shocking Zoom appearance MyPillow CEO...
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Snakes Infest Bathroom Plumbing at Mar-a-Lago
by Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Former president (of the United States) Donald...
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The American Lemming Society Pulls Invite to Kevin McCarthy
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” said...
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Report: Trump Planned to Take Nukes With Him When He Left White House
Ex-President claimed Biden was preparing a nuclear strike on Mar-a-Lago during his first 24 hours...
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Mar-a-Lago Imposes Limits on Trump’s Access to All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Breakfasts
By Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump’s ongoing series of self-created...
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Pachyderms Petition GOP to Drop Party’s Elephant Symbol
by John Nelson & Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – A petition signed by thousands of...
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Today’s Debate Question: Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Human Being?
All women are human beings. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a woman. Hence, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a...
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Trump Injured in Early Bird Dinner Mishap
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – During the dessert course of a late-afternoon...
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“Trumpski” Added to Official Russian Dictionary
by Frank Coffey Moscow (eTruePolitics) – Da, comradski? “It’s a Russian world now and I...
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