Category: Breaking Stories
Trump Unveils “The Creation of Donald”; Painting Will Hang in the Oval Office
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Putin, an atheist, as your God of creation? Trump’s base may not be...
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Twitter Rebrand Stuns Wall Street. “Total Honesty” Is Company’s New Motto Says CEO Jack Dorsey
Mountain View, CA (eTruePolitics) – Jack Dorsey stunned Silicon Valley and Wall Street today...
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Spicer Hopes “Dancing With The Stars” Turn Will Spur Historically Low Sales of Memoir
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Sales of disgraced Trump spokesman Sean Spicer’s recently...
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“Saving $230,700 Is Nothing to Sneeze At.” Trump Announces Pence Will Resign to Help Stimulate The Economy
Washington, D.C., Columbus, IN (eTruePolitics) – Mike Pence, economic millstone? Rumors...
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Trump Abruptly Cancels Deal With Sheldon Adelson to Build Casino on Site of Mt. Rushmore
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump announced today he and...
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Nyetski: For All The GOP Piggies, The Economy Is Getting Worse
“Have you seen the little piggies Crawling in the dirt? And for all the little piggies The...
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Reeling Sinclair Broadcasting Group Replaces All of Its Local News Anchors With a Single Animatronic Clown
Hunt Valley, MD (eTruePolitics) – Minutes after The Daily Beast broke a story that...
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Move Over Trump, Stephen Miller’s In Charge
“I will say and I will do things that no one else in their right mind would do.”...
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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Buys Game of Thrones Franchise; Will Act in New Series “Loosely Based” on Trump Family
San Francisco (eTruePolitics) – It’s a good time to be very rich. Just ask Jack Dorsey. Twitter...
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Greenland’s Message to Trump
“I think we take it as a sick joke by a crazy president.” – Greenland resident. ...
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Devin Nunes Bought a Farm E-I-E-I-O
“I grew up here, and farmed this land.” – Devin Nunes Photo illustration by Ray...
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McConnell Backed Aluminum Firm Will Turn Kentucky Into America’s First Special Russian Economic Zone (SREZ)
Ashland, KY (eTruePolitics) – It’s just what the Russians do. Critics are pointing to a proposed...
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