Category: Breaking Stories
Snakes Infest Bathroom Plumbing at Mar-a-Lago
by Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Former president (of the United States) Donald...
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The American Lemming Society Pulls Invite to Kevin McCarthy
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” said...
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Report: Trump Planned to Take Nukes With Him When He Left White House
Ex-President claimed Biden was preparing a nuclear strike on Mar-a-Lago during his first 24 hours...
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Mar-a-Lago Imposes Limits on Trump’s Access to All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Breakfasts
By Frank Coffey Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Donald Trump’s ongoing series of self-created...
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Pachyderms Petition GOP to Drop Party’s Elephant Symbol
by John Nelson & Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – A petition signed by thousands of...
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Today’s Debate Question: Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Human Being?
All women are human beings. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a woman. Hence, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a...
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Trump Injured in Early Bird Dinner Mishap
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – During the dessert course of a late-afternoon...
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“Trumpski” Added to Official Russian Dictionary
by Frank Coffey Moscow (eTruePolitics) – Da, comradski? “It’s a Russian world now and I...
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Pence to Take ‘Senior Server’ Position with McDonald’s in Hometown of Columbus, Indiana
by Frank Coffey Washington, D.C., Columbus, IN (eTruePolitics) – Former vice-president (of...
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Snarky Hometown Prank Hurts Devin Nunes’s Feelings
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Tulare, CA, birthplace of Rep. Devin Nunes, the...
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Scrapped: Trump’s Plan to Use a Look-a-Like
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Melania’s idea? Photo courtesy of...
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Furious Trump to Replace Melania as First Lady with Daughter Ivanka
by Frank Coffey Washington (eTruePolitics) – Furious with wife Melania’s tacky renovations...
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