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Washington (eTruePolitics) – Led by Reps Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren...
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Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
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