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by eTruePolitics | Oct 21, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Atlanta, GA (eTruePolitics) – A federal appeals court ruled yesterday that beleaguered Senator...
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The Beatles “I’m A Loser” Said To Be Tormenting Trump
by eTruePolitics | Oct 18, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
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Report: Trump Planned to Take Nukes With Him When He Left White House
by eTruePolitics | Oct 10, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Breaking: Hershel Walker and Kari Lake Announce Plans to Marry
by eTruePolitics | Oct 8, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Atlanta, Ga, Phoenix AZ – In a surprising development the former Republican candidates for high...
Read More“I Must Tell You That Mr. Trump Is a Man to Whose Uttterances No Attention Should Be Paid”
by eTruePolitics | Oct 5, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
“I must tell you that Mr. Trump is a man to whose utterances no attention should be paid. He is to...
Read More“The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Entitlement” Written by Trump Children Said to be Focus of NY AG Letitia James’ Investigation
by eTruePolitics | Sep 22, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
New York (eTruePolitics) – A key focus of New York State Attorney General Letitia...
Read MoreTrump Warns That “Insane” Gun Control Law Will Allow Squirrels to Proliferate
by eTruePolitics | Jun 18, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Nashville, TN (eTruePolitics) – In a sparsely attended Nashville speech ex-President Donald Trump...
Read MoreTucker Carlson to Donate Soup to Ukrainians
by eTruePolitics | Mar 8, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “It’s the least I can do since I practically started the war,”...
Read MorePutin Set To Name Trump King of Ukraine; Diet Coke Shortage Could Scuttle Deal
by eTruePolitics | Feb 24, 2022 | Breaking Stories | 0 |
Moscow, Kyiv (eTruePolitics) – EXCLUSIVE: Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to name former...
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Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
World’s Shortest Book: “The Wit & Wisdom of Marjorie Taylor Greene”
Embattled Republican Rep. George Santos issued a statement today demanding that Marjorie Taylor Greene stop talking to him. “I can’t afford to be embarrassed,” explained Santos.
A Saturday night rally in New York City supporting Rep. George Santos was dispersed without incident by the NYPD. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” said one patrolman.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in the lengthiest written statement he has issued since joining the Court in 1991.
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