Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
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An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Read MoreClarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court...
Read MoreGovernor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed...
Read MoreeTP Book Club Quick Read: “The Wit & Wisdom of Lauren Boebert”
Read MoreEmbattled Republican Rep. George Santos issued a statement today demanding that Marjorie Taylor Greene stop talking to him. “I can’t afford to be embarrassed,” explained...
Read MoreA Saturday night rally in New York City supporting Rep. George Santos was dispersed without incident by the NYPD. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” said one...
Read MoreWhat do you call a Supreme Court Republican of the United States? SCROTUS
Read MoreSources close to Rudy Giuliani say the former mayor has abandoned Scotch, his favorite adult beverage, in favor of Subpoena Coladas.
Read MoreThe Flat Earth Society expels Ginni Thomas. “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” says spokesman.
Read MoreAll women are human beings. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a woman. Hence, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a human being. (Warning: The claims contained in this syllogism have been known to cause...
Read MoreA demonstration outside Dallas Cowboys Stadium supporting embattled team owner Jerry Jones was dispersed peacefully Thursday afternoon by Dallas Police, eTruePolitics has learned. “Neither of their hearts were in it,” said a patrolman.
A demonstration outside Dallas Cowboys Stadium supporting embattled team owner Jerry Jones was dispersed peacefully Thursday afternoon by Dallas Police, eTruePolitics has learned. “Neither of their hearts were in it,” said a...
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