Washington (eTruePolitics) – The premise of startup InaccuWeather is that whatever president Trump says the weather is, the weather is.  For the skeptical, consider the immediate and significant savings the company will enjoy since pesky, over-educated and expensive scientists will not be needed.

“Our research costs will be close to zero,” said Barry Lee Myers, who announced today he was withdrawing as a candidate to head the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) to form InnaccuWeather, a forecasting firm based on whatever president Trump predicts the weather will be.

“The president knows more about weather than all the so-called meteorologists put together,” added Myers.

Barry Lee Myers will be joined as co-CEO of InnaccuWeather by his brother Joel Myers, currently the president and chairman of AccuWeather.

“We expect to get our share of government contracts,” said Barry Myers.

“Not expect,” Joel Myers chuckled. “Know.”



Photo illustration by Ray Dougela