Washington (eTruePolitics) – “We have been betrayed,” said Ronna Romney McSandwich, chairwoman of the Republican National Committee after learning that former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley, who announced a presidential run today, was born in Punjab, India with a maiden name of Nimrata Randhawa … and  isn’t white.

“She’s as dark as my Apple Brown Betty,” growled McSandwich. “It’s bad enough she’s not white, but nominating a person named Nimrod is election suicide.”

McSandwich met with Haley yesterday to discuss, according to the chairwoman, the recent “untenable” influx of “colored” peoples into the United States.  Other than a photo op with the Committee – which looked like a Daughters of  the American Revolution meeting – the chat did not go well.

“She can kiss my fat white ass,” vowed McSandwich after storming out of a 3-minute-long meeting scheduled to discuss the Committee’s endorsement of Haley’s run for the presidency in 2024.

The perpetually perky Haley reached out to McSandwich after learning of her comments. “I’m sure when Rono tastes my excellent Light Tan Betty, we’ll become great friends,” said Haley.