Washington (eTruePolitics) – When you’ve lost Lindsey, it’s time to go to brunch …

A new Trump 2020 campaign poster is drawing criticism from some of current president Donald Trump’s most stalwart supporters.

“I am definitely not with ISIS,” said Senator Lindsey Graham. “Not today anyway.”

Even uber-loyalist Secretary of State Mike Pompeo seemed hesitant about the posters. “I would ask the president to reconsider his messaging heading into the 2020 campaign,” said Pompeo who quickly added that he was not worried about the emerging humanitarian crisis facing the Kurds, America’s longtime ally against the murderous ISIS thugs.

“When I was at West Point our Kurdish classmates were always the fastest runners,” said Pompeo. “They’ll be fine.”


Photo illustration by Ray Dougela