Washington (eTruePolitics) – Vile Press, the book publishing arm of Breitbart Media, announced today it would publish “Where’s Rudy?,” a “search-and-find” book written and illustrated by the current president (of the United States) Donald Trump. The slim volume will be published on Christmas Day.

“It’s a game and a book!” said Trump in a tweet. “I wrote it ALL BY MYSELF and it’s GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY because all I do is write BIG BESTSELLERS.”

White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham said the president had “absolutely no plans” to share royalties with the former presidential spokesman. The $10 million advance from Vile Press is, according to Trump in a wide-ranging exchange with reporters, the largest in book publishing history and “bigger than Hitler’s.”

Not everyone is laughing.

“Rudy was really hoping to get a little taste of the advance,” said a source close to Giuliani, who refused to reveal the former NYC mayor’s whereabouts. “Prisons have lousy dentists.”


Photo illustration by Ray Dougela