New York (eTruePolitics) – After Rudy Giuliani’s disappearance, this seemed almost inevitable.
Vile Press, the book publishing arm of Breitbart Media, announced today it would publish “Where’s Rudy?,” a “search-and-find” book authored by the current president (of the United States) Donald Trump. The slim volume by the self-taught illustrator will be published on Christmas Day.
“It’s a game and a book!” said Trump in a tweet. “I wrote it ALL BY MYSELF and it’s GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY because all I do is write BIG BESTSELLERS.”
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders said the president had “absolutely no plans” to share royalties with the former presidential spokesman. The “monster” $10 million advance from Vile Press is, according to Sanders, the largest in book publishing history and “bigger than Megyn Kelly’s.”
Sanders said that news “got a big chuckle” from the president.
Not everyone is laughing.
“Rudy was hoping to get a little taste of the advance,” said a source close to Giuliani, who refused to reveal the former NYC mayor’s whereabouts. “He needs to go to the dentist.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela