Washington (eTruePolitics) – Senator Lindsey Graham has been accused of accepting a free plot in the Tomb of Well-Known Republicans, a Federal crime, eTruePolitics has learned.

“I know nothing about a free plot,” protested Graham. “I don’t want to die unless President Trump says I have to.”

Earlier in the day Trump Tombs, LLC, a holding company listed as the ‘Well Known’ Tombs’ manager, issued a press release announcing Graham’s free plot, which included a quote from the Senator.

“I think it’s great that my support for Mr. Trump has guaranteed me a Well-Known Republicans Tomb spot,” Graham wrote in the release. “Eternity is a long time and sometimes I get a little blue so it’s a comfort to know I can cry on my fellow cowards moldering bodies. ”




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