First Look At Kellyanne Conway’s New Movie Poster
Washington, D.T. (eTruePolitics) – Now showing at the White House executive theater. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Capitol Building To Become ‘Trump International Hotel Bigly Dome Annex’
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 22, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
(official brochure) Washington, D.T., (eTruePolitics) – Turning national landmarks into hotels has become a ‘thing’ for the Trump Organization. A profitable thing. Most recently, Washington’s Old Post...
Read MoreTrump’s Rottweiler Pees on Kellyanne Conway
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 21, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
CORRECTION: The President’s Rottweiler was misidentified in the original version of this article. The dog’s name is ‘Chuckle’ not’ ‘Chuckles.’ eTruePolitics regrets the error. Washington...
Read MoreDonald Trump Official Replica Inauguration Day License Plate Now on Sale
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 20, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.T. (eTruePolitics) – Wasting no time, the Trump administration, in an old school move, today sent out ‘license plate’ postcards pitching sales of $666.00 “Donald Trump Official Replica...
Read MoreIn Trump’s First Executive Order, District of Columbia Will Be Renamed District of Trump
Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 20, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – In a move one advisor called “brazen even for the Boss,” Donald Trump, on his first working day as President – Monday, maybe Tuesday – will issue an executive order...
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Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.