America’s Meanest Family Comes To Washington
“I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.” (“Paint It Black” by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards) Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 19, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
“I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.” (“Paint It Black” by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards) Photo illustration by Ray...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 18, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – Another day, another tantrum. Current President-elect Donald Trump exploded in rage today when handed a copy of a Secret Service memo suggesting that ‘Runty Fingers” become his...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 16, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – First Melania Trump was caught plagiarizing a Michelle Obama...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 8, 2017 | Breaking Stories |
All women are human Kellyanne Conway is a woman Hence, Kellyanne Conway is a human We’re not buying.
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Dec 10, 2016 | Breaking Stories |
New York (eTruePolitics) – LeBron James apparently has agreed to soften his criticism of current President-elect Donald Trump in return for a permanent ‘Statue of LeBronerty’ monument on Liberty Island in New...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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