Author: eTruePolitics

Fire the staff? “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.

Quote of the day: From a perspective juror in Trump trial: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)

Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.  “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.

Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.

An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.