Trump’s Rottweiler Pees on Kellyanne Conway

Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 21, 2017 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

CORRECTION: The President’s Rottweiler was misidentified in the original version of this article. The dog’s name is ‘Chuckle’ not’ ‘Chuckles.’ eTruePolitics regrets the error.

Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an embarrassing White House lawn accident yesterday following the inauguration, President Donald Trump’s pet Rottweiler reportedly peed on spokesperson Kellyanne Conway.

“Chuckles thought she was a garden troll,” said one observer who requested anonymity because he feared for his life.

“You really can’t blame the dog.”

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