CORRECTION: The President’s Rottweiler was misidentified in the original version of this article. The dog’s name is ‘Chuckle’ not’ ‘Chuckles.’ eTruePolitics regrets the error.

Washington (eTruePolitics) – In an embarrassing White House lawn accident yesterday following the inauguration, President Donald Trump’s pet Rottweiler reportedly peed on spokesperson Kellyanne Conway.

“Chuckles thought she was a garden troll,” said one observer who requested anonymity because he feared for his life.

 “You really can’t blame the dog.”