HORROR MOVIE STARRING DONALD TRUMP LOOK-A-LIKE CALLED “TRULY TERRIFYING”
It’s only a science fiction movie. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 21, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
It’s only a science fiction movie. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – At the grand opening of his eponymous medical institute, Dr. Ronny Jackson, the Admiral physician who recently gave current president Donald Trump a glowing health report, was forced to deny...
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Washington (eTruePolitics) – The witness also noticed the two suspects were, at 6’1″, the same height. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela ...
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To D. Trump: ‘Beware unguarded talk’ was the message of World War II propaganda...
Read MorePosted by eTruePolitics | Jan 12, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Quickly seeking to benefit from the publicity storm surrounding current president Donald Trump’s use of the word “shithole” to describe African countries, the Trump...
Read MoreA spontaneous rally outside a Tallahassee federal prison protesting Trump aide Peter Navarro’s incarceration was dispersed without incident by the Tallahassee police Saturday afternoon. “Neither of them had their hearts in it,” shrugged a patrolman.
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. “He just doesn’t want to do anything,” shrugged an aide.
Rudy Giuliani’s (current) favorite wine: Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign his Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping. “I’m a fathead and need a firm pillow,” explained Thomas in his lengthiest written statement since joining the Court in 1991.
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