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Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – We’re thinking those hefty legal bills will go unpaid. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 4, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington (eTruePolitics) – “Disgusted and angry,” growled White House press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders about current president Donald Trump’s reaction to a design for a ‘Trump...
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Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 29, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
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Posted by eTruePolitics | Jan 27, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Scum de la scum. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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Quick Hits
Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.