“YOU GET RID OF PESKY CONSTITUTION, NEXT?” TRUMP CALLED MEETING WITH RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV A “GREAT SUCCESS”
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – “Da, Sergey.” Photo illustration by Ray Dougela
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PRANK TEE BOX MARKERS AT TRUMP DORAL INFURIATE CURRENT PRESIDENT
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 6, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Miami (eTruePolitics) – Golfers at Trump National Doral were greeted this morning by prank tee box markers featuring the face of the current president of the United States, Donald Trump, who owns the golf course and was...
Read More“HUGE WASTE OF MONEY.” TILLERSON SAID TO BE FURIOUS AFTER EXXONMOBIL CHANGES LOGO
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 5, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Houston, TX (eTruePolitics) – Is Rex Tillerson the latest government employee headed out the door? After the former ExxonMobil CEO learned that current company executives – in response to the ongoing furor over the...
Read MoreLET’S DUMP TRUMP… A VERY, VERY PLUMP TRUMP
Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 2, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
Let’s Dump Trump a very, very PLUMP Trump He’s got orange skin and a yuge, yuge rump The bigly world knows he’s a schlump as he turns the earth into a toxic waste dump lower IQ than Forrest Gump seems every week he’s on...
Read MoreOUR CITIZENSHIP? WE BOUGHT IT FROM JARED
Posted by eTruePolitics | Feb 27, 2018 | Breaking Stories |
UPDATE: Given the news that Jared Kushner’s security clearance was downgraded as FBI inquiries of his suspicious overseas business dealings reportedly ratchet up, we decided to reprint our May 6 article on a suspicious...
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Quick Hits
Trump Wisdumb: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.” – Lara Trump, RNC Co-chair.
Wisdom delayed: From a perspective juror in one of the Trump trials: “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue was notarized.” (She was excused.)
Donald Trump has reportedly refused to file a Missing Person’s Search Report with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement for his current wife Melania Knauss Trump. “Awkward,” said an aide.
Marketing Serendipity: Trump Winery has hired Rudy Giuliani to promote their new limited reserve Pinot Aggrievio.
An investigation by the American Internet Research Firm failed to find any nude photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene. “There is a god,” an AIRF researcher told eTruePolitics.