Author: eTruePolitics

Posted by | Feb 8, 2023 | |

“George Santos is the holy grail,” gushed House Speaker Kevin McCarthy. “He’s got all the character of Donald Trump, but in a 34-year-old package. And now, with the allegations of sexual harassment?...

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Posted by | Jan 17, 2023 | |

Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed...

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