Columbus, OH (eTruePolitics) – Talk about strict work place rules. The McDonald’s Corporation has reportedly refused to release Columbus, Ohio employee Mike Pence in order to answer a Federal subpoena to testify before a grand jury investigating the events of Jan. 6.

The company insisted they couldn’t excuse Pence without hurting their bottom line. “Mike’s the best deliveryman we have,” said his manager at Columbus’s  downtown 3rd street location. “As a server, he wasn’t  strong,”  added the manager who said he recently had to demote Pence from server to deliverer only.

“He couldn’t remember that we dropped the Super Size menu 20 years ago,” said the manager. “But he’s a solid deliveryman who doesn’t get lost that much.”




Photo illustration by Ray Dougela