Zuck’s World: It’s Lonely at the Top (For Good Reason)

Posted by eTruePolitics | Oct 1, 2019 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

I GOT MINE

INT: Vast Conference Hall, Standing Room Only

CLOSE ON:

MARK ZUCKERBERG at a podium.

ZUCKERBERG

It was my mistake, and I’m sorry. I started Facebook, I run it, and I’m responsible for what happens here.

ON AUDIENCE REACTION: VARIOUS CLOSE-UPS

Everyone laughing. Hard.

CLOSE ON ZUCKERBERG:

Confused. Upset. Lost.

ZUCKERBERG (softly)

I wasn’t kidding.

O.S. AUDIENCE LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES

CLOSE ON ZUCKERBERG’S FACE AS A SINGLE TEAR SLOWLY SLIDES DOWN HIS ACNED CHEEK

Fade to Black.

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela

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Frank Coffey is the author of the humor tomes "The Complete Idoit's Guide for Dumies" (Ten Speed Press), "The All Time Baseball Teams Book" (St. Martin's Press), and "The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner." He has over 200 books on his resume, including four novels; has written for television and film, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor. His name, Frank Downs Coffey, is a sentence. Ray Dougela is a graphic designer, photoshop artist, illustrator, art director, video editor, musician, and five ball juggler whose clients have included ESPN, HBO, Rolling Stone, The New Yorker, ABC, Disney, Warner, Turner Entertainment, and Jose Cuervo. Dougela’s been a blackjack dealer in Lake Tahoe, a bartender in San Francisco and a guitarist/ songwriter in Los Angeles, but probably that's all in the past.