Los Angeles, CA (eTruePolitics) – As  the House Judiciary Committee launched an investigation into his recent Ireland trip, Mike Pence shocked Washington today by saying he would resign the vice-presidency for a lucrative television role as Sergeant Hans Georg Schultz, the dim witted German prison guard, in Amazon Studios’ just announced reboot of the beloved TV sit-com Hogan’s Heroes, eTruePolitics has learned.

Hogan’s Heroes: Retreat! will premiere in November 2019, a year before the presidential elections.

“Dream casting,” said Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos who rarely comments on the company’s programming in an apparent swipe at the vp’s intellectual acumen.

 

 

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