by Frank Coffey

Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) –  Who’s going to introduce him to Melania? With the stunning spread of protests over the murder of George Floyd, the Corona virus and plummeting approval ratings a dispirited Donald Trump is said to be seriously considering resigning the presidency. “The president is not having much fun,” said a grim White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany.

The resignation rumor was met by White House staffers with predictable dark humor.

“We drafted a statement that said he was resigning ‘to spend more time with his family, including Melania,'” said a West Wing source who requested anonymity before speaking to eTruePolitics because she feared for her life.  “I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.”

McEnany vigorously denied rumors that the Trump marriage was troubled.

“Anyone who sees them together … can feel the joy,” said McEnany. “The President is all about love.”