by Frank Coffey
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Inundated with plummeting poll numbers and sinking approval ratings in his heretofore solid base of supporters, a weary and dispirited Donald Trump is said to be seriously considering resigning the presidency, sources told eTruePolitics.
“The president is not having much fun,” a grim White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told reporters.
The resignation rumor was met by White House staffers with dark humor.
“We drafted a statement that said he was resigning ‘to spend more time with Melania?” giggled a West Wing aide who requested anonymity before speaking to eTruePolitics because she feared for her life. “I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.”
McEnany dismissed rumors that the resignation would be contingent on vice president Mike Pence pardoning the current president … or that the Trump marriage was troubled.
“Mr. Pants will do what he’s told if he’s told its the right thing,” said McEnany. “He always has.”
As for the state of the Trump marriage, McEnany said, “Anyone who is lucky enough to see them together can feel the joy.”
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