by Frank Coffey
Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Who’s going to introduce him to Melania? With the stunning spread of protests over the murder of George Floyd, the Corona virus and plummeting approval ratings a dispirited Donald Trump is said to be seriously considering resigning the presidency. “The president is not having much fun,” said a grim White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany.
The resignation rumor was met by White House staffers with predictable dark humor.
“We drafted a statement that said he was resigning ‘to spend more time with his family, including Melania,'” said a West Wing source who requested anonymity before speaking to eTruePolitics because she feared for her life. “I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.”
McEnany vigorously denied rumors that the Trump marriage was troubled.
“Anyone who sees them together … can feel the joy,” said McEnany. “The President is all about love.”