Washington (eTruePolitics) – Current president Donald Trump today signed an executive order changing the name of the seventh month of the Gregorian calendar from ‘July’ to ‘Trump.’

“Nobody knows this but July was named after Julius Caesar,” Trump explained. “He was a very tough dude. I like tough dudes, but nobody’s ever heard of Julius Caesar so we need a name change to a modern, famous tough dude.

“Happy  4th of Trump, America! Look for me at the Salute to America parade on the 4th!! I’ll be driving a tank”

 

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