Frank Coffey is the author of the humor books "The Complete Idoit's Guide for Dumies" (Ten Speed Press), "The All Time Baseball Teams Book" (St. Martin's Press), "The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner (New American Library)," and "The Anti-Everybody Joke Book" (PaperJacks). As an editor, packager and author he has over 200 books on his resume, including four novels; has written for television and film, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor. His name, Frank Downs Coffey, isn't technically a sentence but close enough.
Known as a non-drinker former president Donald Trump has taken up the grape. “Nothing like a coupla glasses of Pinot Aggrievio after a long day of whining,” Trump told eTruePolitics.
Sources close to Rudy Giuliani say the former mayor has abandoned Scotch, his favorite adult beverage, in favor of Subpoena Coladas.
What do you call a Supreme Court Republican of the United States? SCROTUS
The Flat Earth Society expels Ginni Thomas. “We can’t afford to be embarrassed,” says spokesman.
Governor Greg Abbott has signed into law a bill which criminalizes decent behavior of any kind, under any circumstances, within Texas. “Republicans will end decency in the Lone Star State,” vowed Abbott.
Clarence Thomas will reportedly resign Supreme Court seat to join My Pillow as Vice-President of Napping and Security.