Atlanta (eTruePolitics) – In a daring pre-dawn Tuesday morning raid, scores of angry Trump supporters briefly defaced CNN’s headquarters, eTruePolitics has learned. No arrests were made according to Atlanta police chief, Captain Clancy Wiggum.
“Candidly, I was surprised they spelled ‘Trump’ correctly,” said Chief Wiggins.
Awakened from his morning nap the current president quickly responded.
“Vandalism in the defense of liberty is NO VICE! I stand with this morning’s brave freedom fighters who hate the MEDIA, especially CNN and their so-called journalists, especially Jake Tapper who is a real JERK!!”
The latest blowup between Trump supporters and the cable news organization followed an ugly North Carolina rally that ended with the president’s supporters shrieking profanities at the media covering the event.
Despite visual evidence, beleaguered White House communications director Stephanie Grisham, fresh from a meeting with her just-hired legal defense team, responded by denying the Atlanta incident ever happened. Then changed the subject.
“Donald Trump is the greatest American who ever lived,” said an emotional Grisham before being led away by aides.
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