Dear Chuck Schumer: Grow a Pair

Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 3, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

“We’re not compromising for its own sake.” – Chuck Schumer

How did that work out?

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Frank Coffey is the author of the humor books "The Complete Idoit's Guide for Dumies" (Ten Speed Press), "The All Time Baseball Teams Book" (St. Martin's Press), "The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner (New American Library)," and "The Anti-Everybody Joke Book" (PaperJacks). As an editor, packager and author he has over 200 books on his resume, including four novels; has written for television and film, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor. His name, Frank Downs Coffey, isn't technically a sentence but close enough.

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