Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – The American Nazi Party and Greyhound Lines, Inc. have reached a deal “in principle” for America’s most ethically challenged bus line to become the “Official Bus Company of the Nazi Party.” The announcement was made today in a joint statement from the Nazis and Greyhound.

“This is a great day in Greyhound’s history,” said a company spokesman, who added that Greyhound had been “working for years to make it happen.”

The spokesman praised U.S. Customs and Border Patrol for facilitating the deal.

“Without the Border Patrol on our buses we wouldn’t be celebrating today.”


Photo illustration by Ray Dougela