by Frank Coffey

Rudy’s Song

“I’ve just met a girl named Maria,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Maria!”

(with apologies to Jim Bryant & Marni Nixon)

New York (eTruePolitics) – In defending Rudy’s on-camera fondling himself in Borat 2, Giuliani’s pr flack @Christianne_L_A tweeted that the Trump legal eagle was “Un-fooled and placid.”

Obviously, Ms. Christianne Allen meant “un-tooled” and “flaccid.”

 

Photo courtesy of Borat Subsequent MovieFilm