Washington (eTruePolitics) – The White House reacted angrily today following  news reports that Putin’s Payday Loans, a shady short term  loan company with ties to Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin, co-signed a loan of $3.1 billion to Donald Trump from Deutsche Bank.

The loan, according to sources with knowledge of  Trump’s finances, carried no interest and was only secured after being rejected by scores of banks in multiple countries.

“President Trump has all the rubles he could ever want,” scoffed Kellyanne Conway, an experienced White House crisis management consultant.

“But if there is a possibility the president does owe his friend Vladi some money, I’m sure he knows Mr. Trump is good for it.”

As the Putin’s Payday Loans story broke, Trump tweeted out “Vladi is a great leader and lender.”

The tweet was deleted two minutes later.


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