Washington, D.C. (eTruePolitics) – Following Donald Trump’s Sunday tirade — he told Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, Illhan Omar and Ayanna Pressley to “go back” to their home countries – and the astonishing subsequent Republican silence, a new poll from the Pepe LePew Research Center released today found that 99.4% of the world’s penguins believe that Republicans are “spineless, slimy traitors.”

A more-than-usually-agitated Kellyanne Conway quickly denounced the LePew poll results.

“These penguins aren’t even Americans, who cares what they think?” Conway snarled indignantly. “Also, the president only likes birds that can fly.

“Not only is the poll intellectually disingenuous, it is disgusting and wrong for fancy-pants pollsters to harass any endangered species, even dumb, smelly flightless ones that disgust us,” Conway added emphatically.

“The current president believes loser animals should be left alone to deal with the march of progress and be allowed to die quietly with dignity rather than be harassed by fake news purveyors.”

The LePew poll followed Republican Senator Rand Paul’s objection today to a bill to fund 9/11 first responders’ health care, which essentially stopped the unanimous vote.




Photo illustration by Ray Dougela