Washington (eTruePolitics) – The White House announced today that deputy spokesman Hogan Gidley will be replaced by a talking doll.

“I always said Hogan’s a real doll,” joked current president Donald Trump.

“Ask it anything you want. The Talking Hogan Gidley Doll recycles three stock answers,” explained Trump.  “Believe me, Talking Hogan is as smart as the real one.”

 

With reporting by special correspondent John Nelson. Photo illustration by Ray Dougela