by Frank Coffey
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Furious about wife Melania’s urging him to concede the election results, current president Donald Trump has decided to replace her as First Lady with his eldest daughter, White House sources told eTruePolitics.
The transition is expected to go smoothly, according to White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany. “Ivanka can just move into Melania’s room. ”
Despite the fact that the president once said he would “perhaps” consider dating Ivanka if she wasn’t his daughter, McEnany told reporters that, “There will be absolutely no hanky-panky going on between Ivanka and her daddy while he remains in office.”
“No comment,” snapped Ivanka’s husband, Jared Kushner, when asked about his wife’s proposed move.
The rumor that the President has been increasingly annoyed by Melania Trump’s Slovenian-accented English has been circulating in Washington for months. “The President likes Americans who sound like Americans,“ explained another aide. “Plus, Ivanka’s 12 years younger. It’s a no brainer.”
“This will be the best thing that’s ever happened to Melania,” said a source close to the current First Lady. “She hates her husband, hates Ivanka, hates Jared, hates Washington, and has friends in Slovenia (her native country) who she claims like her.”
Photo courtesy of People magazine.