Washington (eTruePolitics) – Republican Majority leader Mitch McConnell was briefly seen in the Capitol Building today, eTruePolitics has learned. It was a rare public siting for McConnell who since the Ukraine/impeachment crisis has reportedly been isolating in his office where he has taken up cigarette smoking.

“You know what my definition of hell is?” McConnell asked surprised reporters. “Other people.” McConnell then quickly retreated to his office.

“Moves pretty good for a geezer,” observed a frustrated pool photographer.

“Guess if I looked like him I wouldn’t want my picture taken either.”


Photo illustration by Ray Dougela