by Frank Coffey

Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – Former president (of the United States) Donald Trump’s fourth morning visit to his Mar-a-Lago bathroom was crudely interrupted today when a python emerged from his toilet just as newly appointed home aide, Laura Ingraham, was about to wipe a loose, green stool from the Trump bum.

“I’ve never heard shrieking like that,” said a nurse who was waiting outside with an extra box of Baby Wipes.

The incident revealed for the first time the precarious state of the ex-president’s lower intestinal track and Ingraham’s intimate new role in caring for Trump’s pullulating potty problems.

Though shaken, neither Trump nor Ingraham, a Fox News employee, apparently suffered life threatening injuries.

“Laura is a great friend,” said former first lady, Melania Trump, who was said to be house hunting on the Isle of Elba.