by Franklin P. Java

UNKNOWN LOCATION (eTruePolitics) –  In a shocking Zoom appearance MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell who heretofore had been slavishly devoted to Donald Trump today denounced the former president as being “soft” on the threat of international communism.

“Donald Trump is a Commie lover,” continued Lindell who tends to speak in paragraphs. “How else do you explain his relationship with Vladimir Putin? Or those love letters with that Korean dictator who has a weird name. There is no explanation. These are hardcore Commies and he LIKES them! Trump is a Pinko and to tell you the truth I’m kinda embarrassed it took me this long to realize it. “Donald Trump conned me. It’s as simple as that. Mid-Westerners trust people and I guess sometimes we get taken advantage of.

“I call on all my millions of supporters and followers to join me in doing what’s right. Communism is evil and anyone who supports it is too.”

“Mike who?” said Trump from his Bedminster, New Jersey golf club before duck-hooking a drive into a water hazard prompting the pond’s normally languid koi to leap spectacularly.