Washington (eTruePolitics) – “This is very hurtful to me personally,” said Donald  John Trump after being shown a parody Trump action figure toy mocking the president which online retailers report is enjoying brisk pre-Impeachment Trial sales.

According to former Marine Corps General and Secretary of Defense, Jim Mattis – the creator and part owner of “G.I. Jerk” – the action figure  will soon be available in a Russian version.

“We think ‘G.I. Jerk’ will become a valuable collectible, starting on November 3,  2020,” Mattis told eTruePolitics.

“I’m crying a lot.  So I’m suing them,” Trump explained.




Photo illustration by Ray Dougela