Venice, CA (eTruePolitics) – “This is very hurtful to me personally,” said current president Donald  Trump after being shown a parody Trump action figure toy which online retailers report is enjoying brisk sales in the build up  to the July 4th holiday.

“I’m crying a lot.  So I’m suing them,” Trump explained.

According to Tom Arnold, part owner of “G.I. Jerk,” the action figure  will soon be available in a Russian version.

“We think ‘G.I. Jerk’ will become a valuable collectible, starting on November 3,  2020,” Arnold told eTruePolitics.

 

 

 

 

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela