by Frank Coffey,
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Ken Cuccinelli, the far right-wing coronavirus denier, is running into fierce – and bi-partisan – opposition to his claims that no one knows the source of the virus.
It is unclear whether Republican opposition to Cuccinelli is related to a 2016 series of nationwide health emergencies involving Fried Cuccinelli™, a tainted frozen seafood dish produced by White Fish, LLC which sickened thousands and was an embarrassment for the national Republican party. White Fish, a now bankrupt company owned by Cuccinelli’s wife Alice Davis, distributed Fried Cuccinelli™ nationwide to restaurants that refused to serve to non-whites.
“No one in the world should listen to Ken Cuccinelli about health issues,” said Dr. Douglas Damn, president of the World Organization of Medical Professionals (WOMP) a group dedicated to identifying and removing morons from the U.S. health care system.
A federal judge ruled Sunday that current U.S. president Donald Trump’s appointment of Cuccinellil as acting U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services director violated the Federal Vacancies Reform Act. In his ruling, U.S. District Judge Randolph Moss said Cuccinelli was never eligible to become acting USCIS chief. Or chief of anything.
“Cuccinelli’s been at the top of our list for a long time and it’s not like he doesn’t have competition,” added WOMP’S Damn. “Fried squid is smarter. By a lot.”
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela