Washington (eTruePoliltics) – Can tents be air conditioned? In a stunning accusation Ohio Republican congressman Jim Jordan claimed today that the Democratic Party had a plan “in place” to incarcerate Republican political supporters of current president Donald Trump at “Camp Mueller” in Guantanamo, Cuba.

“Pictures don’t lie!” thundered an emotional Jordan. “Republicans being sent to a Commie prison? That’s psychological torture of the worst kind.”

After being shown evidence of Camp Mueller, the president’s eldest son, Donald J. Trump, Jr., said he hoped moving to Cuba would allow him to work on his tan. “Jokes aside,” added Trump, Jr., “I definitely don’t love it.”

Trump’s younger brother had a milder reaction. “Camping out is fun,” said Eric Trump in a formal statement to the press.


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