By Frank Coffey
Washington (eTruePolitics) – The Trump Family has purchased a majority share in RazorWired, the country’s leading manufacturer of sharp wire products. “We’re going to offer free Bibles to every white person who purchases over 10 rolls of Ultra Sharp Razor Wire,” said Jared Kushner the newly appointed CEO of RazorWired. Kushner vehemently denied the deal had anything to do with current president Donald Trump’s refusal to commit to a peaceful transfer of power should he lose Nov. 3rd’s presidential election.
Kushner said his wife, Ivanka Trump, would be RazorWired’s head of sales and had already closed a deal with the White House for over 3,000 rolls. “Nepotism? No one would believe that,” commented an unusually animated Kushner who later said he planned to recruit many of his “Negro chums” to join the company.
“My wife can sell anything to anybody,” said Kushner who claimed Ms. Trump had already secured “substantial orders” from Russia, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, China, Turkey, Hungry, Florida, Texas, Georgia, South Carolina and Kentucky.
“We want to give a special call out to Senator Majority Leader Mitch McConnell,” said Kushner who negotiated a deal with McConnell’s billionaire wife, Elaine Chao, current U.S. Secretary of Transportation, to privately buy enough razor wire to cover the entire state of Kentucky. “My daddy was happy to lend me the money,” said Chao.