McConnell Attaches Kentucky-based L’Oreal’s ‘Turtle Transformation Cream’ to Emergency Coronavirus Bill

Posted by eTruePolitics | Mar 27, 2020 | Breaking Stories | 0 |

Washington (eTruePolitics) – “I’m so excited that Turtle Cream will include testosterone.” – Mitch McConnell wife, Elaine Chao.

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