Bernie math lessons

Burlington (eTruePolitics) – The University of Vermont is offering free remedial math classes to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.

“Bernie can take any beginning math course for free,” said E. Thomas Sullivan, UVM president, “for as long as it takes to get up to speed.

“Hey, he’s one of us. He’s a Vermonter. He’s a great guy, has some great ideas, but his election math…ahhh, not so good. Right now, he’s kinda making it look like none of us up here can add.”