Tucker Carlson’s Step-Mommy Is the Heiress to the Swanson Crap Company

Posted by eTruePolitics | Apr 22, 2020 | More Breaking Stories & Video | 0 |

And … a bigger phony you’ll never meet.

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Frank Coffey is the author of the humor books "The Complete Idoit's Guide for Dumies" (Ten Speed Press), "The All Time Baseball Teams Book" (St. Martin's Press), "The Wit and Wisdom of George Steinbrenner (New American Library)," and "The Anti-Everybody Joke Book" (PaperJacks). As an editor, packager and author he has over 200 books on his resume, including four novels; has written for television and film, and been a book, newspaper and magazine editor. His name, Frank Downs Coffey, isn't technically a sentence but close enough.

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