Ex-President claimed Biden was preparing a nuclear strike on Mar-a-Lago during his first 24 hours in office

by Frank Coffey

Washington (eTruePolitics) – In his last days as president (of the United States) Donald Trump, fearing a pre-emptive attack by incoming president “Sleepy Joe” Biden, ordered the moving of a “limited” number of nuclear weapons to Mar-A-Lago, sources close to Trump told eTruePolitics.

“Mar-a-Lago has a big lawn,” Trump explained to aides at the time, claiming he would quickly learn how to “push the beautiful nuclear buttons to defend my family.”

The logistics of moving the nukes to Palm Beach from Kirtland Air Force Base in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the largest  nuclear weapons storage facility in the U.S., was to have been coordinated by a ‘Weapons Relocation Task Force’ led by Fox TV presenter Tucker Carlson and handled by The Proud Boys, a male-only, extra-governmental group of Trump loyalists.

“Most of the boys can’t read,” Trump reportedly told aides, “so we’ll have colored route maps printed to help them find their way to Florida.” Sources told eTruePolitics there were no plans to find room for any of the Proud Boys in the Trump family fallout shelter. “Mr. Trump is very sensitive to body odor.”

In a brief telephone interview, Carlson told eTruePolitics that he had been “totally jazzed up” at his assignment and expressed disappointment that the Nuke move was prevented by “sissy pants military leaders.” When asked whether his wife and four children were also “jazzed”, Carlson shouted an expletive and ended the call.



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