Washington (eTruePolitics) – Kellyanne Conway is missing.
Following a retweeted post from husband George Conway which ridiculed his wife’s boss’s self-congratulatory Memorial Day remarks, Conway has “disappeared” according to sources close to the White House.
“President Trump just wants Kellyanne to know that he’s not mad and is praying that she’s safe and receiving proper medical care,” said a somber press secretary Sarah Huckleberry Sanders.
“Let me emphasize,” said Sanders, “nothing bad will happen to Kellyanne when she’s finally located.”
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