by Frank Coffey

Palm Beach, FL (eTruePolitics) – In an ongoing parade of comments on the current financial crisis, Donald Trump, the former president (of the United States), called on Joe Biden to fight inflation by banning the sale of inflatable sex toys while a guest on The Tucker Carlson show Wednesday night.

“Sex toy purchases by sicko Dems are driving up prices across the nation,” said Trump who hastened to add that he’s “always been anti-inflatable.”

“I want the real thing, baby. Well, at least I used to.”

Trump added “everyone knows the pervert Dems love their inflations.”

“Ask yourself,” asked Trump, “do the Libtards love America enough to give up their precious plastic sex partners to fight inflation?”




Illustration: Financial Times