New York (eTruePolitics) – The Spineless Institute, a lock down psychiatric facility specifically designed for Republican Trump co-conspirators, will be ready to greet a flood of patients by January 1st, 2020, eTruePolitics has learned. The recently refurbished, former maximum security prison in the Bronx is expected to be inundated with both indicted and convicted Republicans following current president Donald Trump’s upcoming impeachment trial, conviction and removal from office.

“The Spineless Institute will be a perfect place to convalesce and hide,” said acting medical director Dr. Rufus T. Nelson. “No Internet, no Wi-Fi, no 19th Hole.

“Realistically, most of our patients will require years of long-term care. There’s no quick fix for moral turpitude.”

 

Photo illustration by Ray Dougela