by Frank Coffey
Washington (eTruePolitics) – Pardon me? American oligarchs are lining up in Washington to take advantage of current president Donald Trump’s latest business venture.
“The business of America is business,” Trump declared today in a tweet misquoting Calvin Coolidge in announcing that “Trump’s Pardon Palace” was open for, well, business.
Eric and Donald Trump, Jr. are said to be managing the modest storefront, so unlike most of the family’s ornate real estate holdings. “Daddy didn’t want to draw too much attention, explained Eric Trump.
“Pardons are real money makers,” added Trump, Jr. “and the great thing is we get to meet America’s most generous and best-dressed thugs. And today is really special because Roger Stone is coming in later!”
“Having some place to go every day, even a store, is really cool,” added Eric Trump.
Photo illustration by Ray Dougela